The tears of Democrats and Kamala Harris supporters have been flowing so freely since November 5 that The Daily Wire needed help to ship out the thousands of Leftist Tears Tumblers ordered by proud Americans everywhere.
And who do you call when you need someone who knows how to make leftists cry and hand out the tumblers to collect their tears? Ben Shapiro. But he wasn’t available, so we called Matt Walsh — who also happened to be busy, so we settled for the guys over at “Crain & Co.”
That’s right. The Daily Wire had so many orders for the Leftist Tears Tumblers that we had to call in the genius strategic minds of Jake Crain, Blain Crain, and David Cone. With their help, the company shipped out over 60,000 tumblers in 60 days, but that success didn’t just happen. The “Crain & Co.” hosts and their carefully selected teams made it happen by sheer strength, energy, and…
