I’d almost say they’re torn between their sad-sack antecedents and a sense of…dare I say it? Irrational exuberance at the thought of what’s possible.
Their live updates coverage of the inauguration has a headline link is flat-out hilarious when you just read it on its face.
I mean, think about it – ‘Matter of fact, we’re gonna rename a whole body of water and, oh – and colonize Mars.’ That’s what the whoever was updating the network thought the main takeaways from his inaugural address.
The inside column headline reads:
Trump inauguration live updates: New president vows to retake Panama Canal, plant flag on Mars
That’s all they got out of it.
It’s just a hoot. Only Trump, man.
Only Trump.
In the stream of story snippets, they did notice Trump didn’t have his hand on the Bibles Melania was holding. Scandal.
Trump did not place his hand on a Bible as he took the…
