As Donald Trump and Elon Musk set about cutting government spending this week, a heroic coalition of Democrats, journalists, jihadis, shadowy deep state functionaries with sinister agendas even Satan could only guess at, and various other semi-anthropoid creatures who seem to have crawled out from under a rock called a mass protest of fifteen or sixteen people outside the place where the U. S. Agency for International Development used to be before it sank dinosaur-like into a bubbling tarpit of anti-American radicalism.
Senator Chris Murphy, a Democrat from under a rock in Connecticut, told the gathered wastrels: “Just in the last few years, the federal government has spied on churches, terrorized parents trying to protect their children from Teacher Union perverts, mandated the use of untested vaccines, facilitated the sexual butchery of minors, encouraged the burning down of…