Actor Haley Joel Osment reprised his role as Vice President JD Vance on Tuesday’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live! on ABC, where he joined the eponymous host for an interview where he could not decide whether he was a sex-confused weirdo or sexual freak.
The “interview” came as the real Vance traveled to Paris for an AI summit with other world leaders, but Kimmel asked the fake Vance, “What is it that you are doing in France?”
Osment replied, “I am in France to find that place where the naked ladies dance and shut it down.”
Kimmel then wondered, “Okay, and how’s that going so far?”
Pulling a handful of baguettes out of a bathtub, Osment lamented that “Lord Jesus hath not prepared me for the moral depravity over here. I have personally confiscated dozens of dildos from the bicycle baskets of these hairy-pated perverts. Look! They…
