Remember what Mel Gibson said about Donald Trump when he came to Los Angeles to meet with Karen Bass and Gavin Newsom? “Daddy arrived,” Gibson quipped when Trump tore into local and state officials during the wildfires, “and he’s taking his belt off.”
Well, Daddy just came home to JPMorgan Chase too. CEO and longtime Democrat fundraiser Jamie Dimon called an all-hands meeting when 1,300 of his employees signed a petition to reverse his Return to Office policy, in which Dimon angrily told workers to either come back to the office or find a new employer. In an expletive-filled rant (NSFW), Dimon made it very clear that he’s Daddy, and the petition-signers can go pound sand:
JAMIE DIMON FINDS HIS BALLS IN LEAKED JPMORGAN AUDIO.
This is some of the best stuff I’ve heard all week.pic.twitter.com/wvWdbTYPld
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) February 14, 2025