Ever since the Babylon Bee was founded in 2016, something uncanny has happened: the world has become even more absurd than the imaginings of its writers.
As with The Simpsons, if something appears in the imagination of Bee writers, it soon shows up in our newsfeeds as a real thing.
For example:
JUST IN: Woman has meltdown because Trump shut down her job where she studied “how to safely collect s*xual orientation and gender identity” practices.
Lmao. You literally can’t tell what’s a parody anymore.
“I was told to stop work immediately and that no more research… pic.twitter.com/fdOBSHMEP2
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 19, 2025
“Safely collect sexual orientation and gender identity” of cancer patients? Really?
How about try this: ask the patient if you need to know. There really is no need for millions of dollars in research funding from the federal…