The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is on an epic run: making people soil themselves at national parks, getting people eaten by bears, and ruining spring itself. Now, according to CBS News, DOGE will also make you catch Ebola.
Watch as the CBS Evening News stakes this position out:
MAURICE DuBOIS: The African nation of Uganda is in the middle of a deadly Ebola outbreak.
JOHN DICKERSON: The United States was providing on the ground humanitarian assistance until President Trump pulled the plug on USAID.
DuBOIS: The loss of that help raises the risk not only for Uganda, but for the rest of the world, as well, including the U.S. Debora Patta reports from Entebbe.
DEBORA PATTA: As soon as we stepped off the plane in Uganda, we noticed a lack of health screening.
There seems to be one person possibly monitoring temperatures. It was…