Comedy Central’s The Daily Show held a satirical debate on its Friday show between host Desi Lydic and pretend White House correspondent Troy Iwata. While Lydic took the position that President Trump’s recent executive order on showerhead pressure was dumb and a waste of time, Iwata took the position that it was a welcome distraction from all the “bigger, real things.” Ultimately, the two came together to compare Trump to Adolf Hitler.
Lydic simply wondered, “Okay, but who does this help?”
Iwata replied, “The real question is, who does this hurt? And the answer is no one, okay. They’re going to do bad things anyway, Desi! But if I’m going to spend five hours a day stress pooping on the toilet, at least they can give us an executive order like the one this afternoon that says, “‘No more itchy tags on clothes. It’s too, too, too,…