Some people feel that the news media reacted to Trump’s tariff strategy like an hysterical woman who imagines she saw a mouse in her bedroom and leaps up onto a chair shrieking insanely until her husband rushes out of the bathroom where he’s been locked away with his iPad for the last two hours and tells her to calm the hell down which only makes her more upset so she starts babbling incoherently that it’s not about the mouse, it’s about the fact that she feels neglected, whereupon her husband breaks down and admits he’s been struggling with a porn addiction which makes her start sobbing uncontrollably because now she feels unattractive on top of everything else and the husband says, well, excuse me, but I have to go back to struggling with my porn addiction and locks himself in the bathroom again so that the woman totally flies off the handle, sets the house on fire and…
Journalists And Other Democrats Lose Their Minds Over Tariffs
