Today seems as good a time as any for reflecting upon the inanities that have been raised above we mere mortal knuckle-draggers, both in a literal and figurative sense.
Space cadets springs to mind, thanks to fawning coverage of Jeff Bezos spending God knows how much money to send his plastic squeeze and some other chicas into space for a joyride since his rocket company can’t seem to get any press otherwise.
Normally, taking some women in skin tight spandex, pretending they’re ‘astronauts’ going into ‘space’ as a ‘rocket ship crew’ would make for a laughably entertaining movie. Schmaybe shades of Galaxy Quest if any of the chicas were as adept at humor as Sigourney Weaver and the writers anywhere near as polished.
But this was a Bezos production, starring his trashy, over-bosomed bosom-buddy Lauren Sanchez, who doubled as costume – sorry. ‘Crew’ uniform…
