As we complete another solar lap, today is Earth Day, which means one thing: WE ARE DOOMED!
Happy Birthday, Earth!! (Now what do you buy for a planet that already has everything?!)
Let’s face it: considering everything woven into today, saying “Happy Earth Day” seems far out of place; a strained attempt at mirth is my way of alleviating the built-in stress on this date. Good luck finding anyone even remotely attached to environmentalism being anything remotely close to happy.
We have been conditioned for generations now that we are on the brink of planetary annihilation, at least according to some alleged adherents to science. Somehow, mankind will kill off the billions-of-years-old Earth, even though we have been on this rock for a minuscule fraction of a percentage of that time. But good news, it will only take us drastically altering our lifestyles, regressing to primitive standards,…
