Oh, for the halcyon days of, like, two years ago. When the mere mention of cow farts, with their deadly, targeted destruction of all we hold precious on Earth, was enough to move the perpetually guilt-ridden off their moo juice and meatloaf. Desperate to assuage their culpable consciences for their part in environmental collapse, they flocked to niche grocery stores and trendy Whole Foods-type chains to snap up the shaped, mashed-up concoctions of fats and gelatinous vegetable fibers that promised to replace Satan’s food stuff and be almost as tasty.Read More
People aren’t buying the phony baloney any more
