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Keep POTATUS Talking Cuz Then People Won’t Notice the Mush-Mouth – HotAir

I am a firm “AYE” on this one. 

Please, for the love of God, you all.

GO FOR IT

Put creepy Mr Whispering Mumbles out there constantly. Subject us all to nine months of cringe and ick, sputter, venom, and brain blanks before November. 

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Of course, the natural reaction will be, “Isn’t Gampy totes adorbs…is someone going to help him get off of there?…Help him up?”

It’s just a question of speech bias on our part, you know. Once we attune our ears, we will realize the wisdom and humanity shining through the “splurfs,” the “um, well, fouggeaboudids,” communing with the dead, and “shockaship cookies” food mumbles.

If speaking perfectly was the bar, this would have ended a long time ago….

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