Here’s something no one had on their 2024 bingo card:
Barney is back.
Barney, the purple dinosaur loved and loathed with equal fervor from his 1992 television debut until 2010, when he slipped away almost unnoticed from the airwaves, returned on February 14. Let it be known history captured the moment via a medium that was little known when Barney took his initial leave, namely online video.
Barney, who is to clade dinosauria what Bruno is to the Madrigal family, notified those whose recollections of him remain undrenched with blood-curdling screams that during his time out of the spotlight, he apparently became quite intrigued with fellow monster Roz from “Monsters Inc.,” who as you will recall was prone to remind her coworkers that she was watching, always…
