Let’s say you are a single guy living in El Salvador without a whole lot going for you. Your girlfriend left you and you get paid a few hundred bucks per month. Your station on God’s green Earth is no bueno.
Then on the news, you hear that bleeding-heart New York City Mayor Eric Adams (D) is opening his taxpayer-funded arms to provide you with a free bed, a rotating menu of food, 24/7 snacks, coffee, and even XBoxes just for single men.
Better yet, the chances are that the United States federal government won’t even deport you once you cross the southern border. You just have to claim that you are seeking asylum and you’ll get a free pass into the nation. At some point, maybe, once the backlog dries up, you’ll have a court case — but not to worry, you’ll have non-profits galore coming to your aid when that happens.
Why wouldn’t you illegally immigrate to America? You would be an idiot not to. It’s a no-brainer!
On Thursday, The Daily Wire reported that New York City unveiled its newest shelter for the city’s growing illegal alien population — hundreds of whom have been shipped to the Big Apple by southern states. The rest, it would appear, ventured there on their own as President Joe Biden’s border crisis sweeps the nation.
The temporary location will house up to 500 single men. Critics claim it’s a tent, but the space is pretty darn fancy.
The location has ample bedding, home entertainment options, free phone calls, and even some home cooking for the men.
“The meals are all culturally appropriate — it is South American fare,” Emergency Management Commissioner Zach Iscol told reporters on Wednesday.
WATCH: After declaring a state of emergency, NYC unveils shelter for ‘single adult men’ illegal migrants with couches, TVs, Xboxes & 24/7 food & drink
“The meals are all culturally appropriate—it is South American fare,” Emergency Mgmt Commissioner Zach Iscol said.
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And they say there’s no such thing as a free lunch!
Plus, if you play your cards right, you can stick it out in the U.S.A until the Biden-Harris administration finally jams mass amnesty through. Then you can stay forever — granted you might actually receive fewer benefits as an American citizen.
That’s because America’s elected officials — particularly from the Democratic Party — are more interested in putting the needs of other nations first. According to Democrats like Adams, the U.S. has a solemn duty to accept record amounts of illegal aliens and pay to support to them — even as the country suffers from the worst inflation in decades.
In the view of Leftists, policies that secure the border, discourage individuals from coming unlawfully, and don’t incentivize illegal immigration in the first place are immoral.
Instead, states and towns all around the nation — the argument goes — need to follow New York City’s example and welcome illegal aliens. The current situation is costing New York City at least $1 billion.
Due to that gigantic price tag, Adams has been chiding other communities for not doing more of their so-called fair share.
“Although our compassion is limitless, our resources are not,” Adams said.
In turn, he has been demanding that the federal government step in and help foot the bill.
Again, a simpler solution, and more cost-effective in the long run, would be to simply secure the border.
Until that happens, Americans cannot really blame downtrodden folks for taking advantage of Leftist lunacy.
The scorn for this crisis really should fall on American leaders — including soft-on-illegal immigration Republicans — for being so stupid.
The views expressed in this piece are the author’s own and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.
