I admit it. I did not predict that the Washington Post editorial board would write a speech for President Biden in which he eloquently—lyrically even—agrees to withdraw from the 2024 presidential race. But write it they did Wednesday, and it reads as if it were penned by a 19-year-old Vassar student who perhaps may have consumed a mind-altering substance and is now deep inside an almost otherworldly fantasy.
“What if Biden Spoke These Words?” The Post asks. My answer: what if pigs could fly? He won’t, and they won’t either.
After waxing poetic (fairly) about the heroism of our country’s framers, the authors—who are clearly auditioning to be future White House speechwriters—finally get to the point: it’s time for Joe to pack his bags and head back to Delaware.
Over the past few days, I have been reflecting on all this [the challenges facing the country]. My season…
