Here are the top ten reasons that Joe Biden will fly to Hawaii at the end of this month:
10: Swing state campaigning. (IYKYK.)
9: Can’t make it all the way to Japan any longer.
8: Really likes the punch.
7: Wants to get lei’d.
6: Remind everyone about his heroism in the attack on Pearl Harbor.
5: Needs to reconnect to the South if he wants to win this election.
4: Skeet surfing!
3: The only Dem state saying “Aloha Joe.”
2: Thinks it’s Taiwan.
And the number one reason Joe Biden will visit Hawaii this month is …
David Letterman will headline a fundraiser with President Joe Biden in 10 days at the home of Hawaii Gov. Josh Green, a person familiar with the plans told The Associated Press, a sign that his campaign is forging ahead despite continued calls for the president to bow out of the 2024 race.
The fundraiser on July 29 will feature the longtime late-night host, plus Biden and first lady…
