ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel and CBS’s Stephen Colbert were the only late night comedy hosts to be on the air on Monday after the news cycle gifted them a Kamala Harris plagiarism scandal. However, like their straight news colleagues, they ignored such a comedy gold mine and instead chose to gush over Harris’s medical records and use them as another opportunity to bash Donald Trump.
Colbert went first on The Late Show and he marveled at how, “This weekend, Harris released her latest medical report, which states that she’s ‘in excellent health.’ It’s great that just the words ‘excellent health’ kinda feel like a dig at Donald Trump. They should follow that up with ‘Can walk up stairs’ and ‘Is potty trained.’”
After reading from Harris’s physician, Colbert added, “According to the doctor, Harris works out daily and eats healthy….
