As some of you know, my exciting new thriller novel A Woman Underground was published this week. And I’ve been trying to figure out how to convince you to buy a novel I know you’ll love. So I finally decided to consult with my friends in the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz presidential campaign. And they’ve given me some tips on how to sell you this great and innovative mystery story.
Let me start by asking you this: Are you man enough to read A Woman Underground? Because I’m a man. I can bench press 500 pounds. Not all at once, obviously. But a little at a time. Over a couple of days or weeks maybe. I mean, it’s 500 pounds, so, let’s see, at a pound a day, that would take me a little under a year and a half.
But the point is: I’m man enough to support A Woman Underground. Or a woman above ground. Or anywhere a woman chooses to be. I’m just sick of these so-called men who…
