Hmmm. I had been reliably informed by Democrat sources that Mitt Romney was a dog abuser, a “vulture capitalist,” a man who wanted women in binders, a tax evader, and so out of touch with the working-class man that he installed a car elevator in his palatial garage.
Oh yes, and he was “gonna put y’all back in chains,” a warning that came from President Cognitive Decline twelve years ago to black voters. That was before Joe “Threat to Democracy” nominated himself to be Tone Police, of course.
Suddenly, though, Mitt has become the Democrats’ Obi-Wan Kenobi after they forced Joe Biden out of the race. At least, he has if Aaron Sorkin writes their script:
The problem in the real world is that there isn’t a Democrat who is polling significantly better than Mr. Biden. And quitting, as heroic as it may be in this case, doesn’t really put a lump in our throats.
But there’s something the…
