Former Republican Representative Adam Kinzinger (IL), despite his diminutive stature, found himself to be the biggest surprise guest on the final night of the Democratic National Convention.
Sure, the left was all aflutter after TMZ incorrectly reported that Beyoncé would be making an appearance, but considering the media push touting “white dudes for Harris,” they were surely thrilled beyond words to see one of their most reliable political allies up on stage instead.
Er, maybe not.
For his part, though, the former Illinois congressman seemed excited.
“You never thought you’d see me here, did you?” he asked, doing his best to stifle a grin, but ending up looking like Lewis Skolnick in Revenge of the Nerds.
To be clear, everybody on the planet expected to see Kinzinger at the DNC. I’m just glad somebody there found a tall enough milk crate for him to stand on so we…
