Two dumb crooks this week. While dumb crooks are entertaining, I have to say it’s hard in this bailiwick for Alaska Man to keep up with Florida Man, as the Sunshine State’s much larger population just gives them a lot more to work with. But once in a while, the odd gem pops up, giving us something to point and laugh at.
Case in point: I believe the medical term here is “plastered.”
On 8/11/24 at 1400 hours, Troopers responded to a report of an intoxicated female walking in traffic on Diamond Ridge Road near the Sterling Highway. Troopers contacted the female, who was extremely intoxicated, and while talking with Troopers she nearly walked into the path of an oncoming vehicle. The female initially gave Troopers a false name, but she was eventually identified as Kentoria Wise, 42 of Kenai. Wise was arrested and transported to the Homer Jail. During the booking process Wise was…
