Sadly, the president of the United States has passed away, but on a happier note, he says he is still running for re-election.
President and Venal Houseplant Joe Biden announced yesterday that though he was now dead, only God Almighty could remove him from the presidential race. God Almighty announced that he already had removed him from the presidential race by bringing him before his throne of judgment where they would soon discuss that 10% he’d been receiving from Hunter’s influence peddling business and by the way, none of this “there’s no evidence” crap in the New York Times was going to work with him because he was omniscient and frankly he didn’t even have to be normally “nishent” to know enough not to get his so-called news from the New York Times.
Biden responded that he was not going to allow elites like God to push him around, saying “I beat Donald Trump…
