Our first item this week is something of an eyebrow-raiser. Ever run across something that makes you suspicious? That hinky feeling that something just isn’t quite right?
Well, this is suspicious.
On 04/06/2025 at approximately 1740 hours, Alaska State Troopers in Fairbanks received a report of suspicious circumstances in the North Pole area. The circumstances were indeed suspicious, and the investigation is ongoing.
That’s it. That’s all there is. And yes, that’s suspicious. Seriously, you have to love how these Alaska state cops worded this report, a marvel of brevity: “Circumstances were indeed suspicious.” Fine, fine. The investigation is ongoing. Fine, fine. But hey – you guys are paid by the taxpayers, and sooner or later, think we might be treated to a little more detail?
Alaska Man score: 3.5 of 5 moose nuggets. Brevity is great, but I…
