Chuck Schumer says that Donald Trump is to blame for the Cuauhtémoc, a 150-foot-tall Mexican training vessel, crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge. In other news, the president is also to blame for Pearl Harbor, the 100 Years’ War, and the Fall of the House of Usher. Peering over his little spectacles, Shumer wrote in a press release last weekend that:
After being fully briefed on last night’s Brooklyn Bridge accident, one thing is predominantly clear: there are more questions than answers as it relates to exactly how this accident occurred…At the same time, maintaining the structural integrity and safety of America’s bridges is critical to the economy and the well-being of communities. A failure or attack on a major bridge could disrupt supply chains, endanger lives, and cause massive economic losses. It is unacceptable that the Trump administration…
