The October 23 New York Times ran a Donald Trump headline on the top-right corner of the paper, and a Kamala Harris headline just underneath it. The headline contrast is so cartoonish you might blink twice and think this is a Babylon Bee prank.
First, the Trump headline, from reporter Peter Baker:
A Scandal-Plagued Career Nears a Decisive Moment
Trump Has Been Accused of Wrongdoing at Scale Unseen at Presidential Level
Underneath that, a Kamala story by reporters Tim Arango and Heather Knight:
Harris, Crime Fighter by Day, Courted High Society at Night
This has the Bat-Girl vibes, she’s a masked superhero in the daylight, then she’s unassuming Barbara Gordon in the evening. Arango and Knight sounded like they were writing a screenplay:
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