Desi Lydic is The Daily Show’s temp host of the week on Comedy Central and she got started on Tuesday by reacting to the Alabama Supreme Court’s ruling that embryos are people. Lydic did not take the news well, as she dismissed embryos as “just jizz and eggs.”
After an ABC report on the ruling, Lydic claimed, “That’s right, the bar has been moved again. From now on in Alabama, life begins when a man notices his first cousin is hot.”
Lydic continued, “Just to clarify what’s happening here: tens of thousands of women have children using IVF every year and since it’s not possible to do that without creating some excess embryos, the state of Alabama has now ruled that starting a family is basically murder. You know, pro-life!”
Contradicting herself, Lydic added, “And the way this ruling happened is so crazy. This wasn’t even…
