Millennials famously love avocado toast. Over the years, I have seen countless stories about avocado toast, which tells you everything you need to know about contemporary life: young people who complain about not having enough money spending ungodly amounts on what I assume is a tasty and healthy snack, but hardly the key to a satisfying life.
Taylor Lorenz famously bitched about a costly delivery of avocado toast to her New York City apartment, not because the cost was outrageous but because the avocado was not spread on the bread properly. She wanted us to sympathize, but most of us gasped at the price.
Oh that Taylor Lorenz person is the $22 avocado toast lady. I thought the name was familiar. pic.twitter.com/sv0YrzCMUr
— joe (@joekv) March 10, 2021
Well, the obsession with avocados (which I like too!) is getting even more out of hand. Along with a…
