Back in mid-March, another sort of shadowy operation, something called the United States Institute of Peace (USIP), was targeted for DOGE inspection thanks to their general recalcitrance in complying with Trump admin directives.
USIP, led by George Moose (I mean, you can’t make this stuff up), who is also a Harvard adjunct professor (go figure), launched its own active mini-rebellion against the incoming Trump administration.
Shrilly screaming, ‘You’re not the boss of me!’ at the top of their underdeveloped lungs and stealing tiny hammers from the janitorial staff they’d always openly despised, the institute’s righteous government employees – along with their fearless leader – barricaded themselves in the building and proceeded to lay waste to whatever they could in a heroic last stand against the invading forces of Elon.
…Much of USIP’s leadership,…
