This will move you to tears. I’m sure of it. I immediately thought of those big bullets you see on movie posters:
“It was so thrilling, it made my leg quiver!’
“The raw emotions were overpowering!”
“YOU MUST SEE THIS! IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. I will never look at olive green the same.”
“Burnett was luminous, Volodymyr smoldered like a freshly tamped blueberry Swisher Sweet…“
The stars of this production probably deserve a short introduction as at least one of them may be unrecognizable.
The lead actress is supposed to be a journalist for CNN. Her name is Erin Burnett, and she’s normally a bit on the cranky side – all scrunched-faced, scowling, and “tool of Putin!”
Orange Man Bad/MAGA MAGA MAGA-ish.
Here, she is blowing a gasket about Tucker Carlson interviewing a world leader, arched Disney villainess brows and all.
CNN is seething at Tucker Carlson for daring to do real journalism….
