Initially, I intended to use this for a Headlines entry, but it’s just too weird to pass up for some commentary and some explanation. With all due apologies to my friend Stephen “Vodkapundit” Green for muscling in on his Florida Man territory, I present to you … the Legend of the Biting Priest and the Lesbian Activist. (At least I’m not infringing on Karen’s Feel Good Friday franchise!)
The local Fox affiliate in St. Cloud was on hand to cover this novelty in the Florida Man genre, but it really turns out to be a Florida Woman story. Trust me:
Police are investigating an incident that unfolded at a Catholic church on Sunday where a priest allegedly bit a churchgoer because she was trying to receive the Holy Communion in an improper way, according to the St. Cloud Police Department.
The alleged incident took place at St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic Church and School in…
