During a rare Friday edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the eponymous ABC host celebrated former President Donald Trump’s birthday by announcing that he donated to Planned Parenthood in Trump’s name and recalling his top 78 nicknames for Trump, which led him to admit, “Maybe we do have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
After mocking a Donald Trump Jr. email that urged people to sign their name to a virtual birthday card, Kimmell reported, “But I did want to do something – I made a donation to Planned Parenthood in Trump’s name instead to celebrate.”
Moving on to Trump’s recent meeting with Republicans, Kimmell let the insults fly: “He got a skin-crawlingly fawning reception from some of the most embarrassing ass-kissiest parasites ever to slither the Planet Earth. Look at all these spineless senators lined up to kiss the onion ring. Now,…
