Gavin Newsom’s project to destroy California is nearing completion, so he is setting his sights on destroying even bigger things: the United States, its economy, and the world.
Never one to be shy about his ambitions, Newsom has been not-so-quietly campaigning for the top job since he was able to talk. And talk. And talk some more. The only thing he does more than talk about himself and his grand plans to make California Venezuela and make America California is combing his admittedly glorious hair.
Damn, I wish I had hair like his. Or at least more hair.
Admittedly, Newsom is good at talking, so starting a podcast is not a bad idea at all. Imagine his likely opponent, Kamala Harris, doing a podcast of her own. She couldn’t even survive a few minutes with Call Her Daddy.
You should shoot the podcast at a fancy restaurants while you belittle the average…
