Sparklers for New Year seem so quaint and old-fashioned anymore.
The remnants of a simpler, more innocent time when people who lived somewhere could get together as friends and fellow countrymen and revel in the recent past while anticipating a – hopefully – bright future with the coming of December 31st.
Festively watching the year roll over and looking ahead to being able to – as a notorious Vice Presidential candidate’s wife was immortalized saying – ‘Turn the page.’
Yes! Gwen TURNING THE PAGE! pic.twitter.com/KbOguBX44C
— Dave Gordon 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 (@D_Gordzo) October 29, 2024
Oh, that’s so supergreen – I swear to God, it’ll never get old.
Anyway.
Celebrating New Year’s is a tradition that spans cultures and continents, but public parties often look the same, be it in Dubuque or Dubai.
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