Hello Muddah, hello Faddah,
I’ve joined my college Intifada
I am calling from Hamas-dah
Where all these KKeffiyehed Kids say we’re rioting for Gaza.
Now I don’t want that this should scare you,
But my roommate wants to kill Jews.
He’s so angry – it’s kinda crazy,
It’d be really scary if he wasn’t so damned lazy.
Normies object, the mob surrounds them.
We charge some buildings, we occupy them.
We break some windows, scare some geezers.
Then call an order in for vegan snacks and tweezers.
Flags come down poles, flags go up poles.
It’s like they’re so bored they can’t see they’re just big a**holes.
All the chanting, and all that yelling!
Makes me think these masks do more than filter smelling.
Gotta go now, no more ramblin’,
The KKeffiyehed Kids are doin’ some kind of scramblin’.
So many cops here, they’ve come in coaches,
Fearless Intifada fighters bugger out like roaches.
Tuition dollars are being…
