Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, First of That Name, Dowager-Empress of Chappaqua, appeared at Columbia University to bestow what would doubtless be words of infinite wisdom upon the students, and to shower them with her grace. But she was beset with protesters— three, in fact, in as many minutes. The nerve! The temerity! The unmitigated gall of these protesters, who presumed to interrupt Her Imperial Highness!
(And if you can’t tell that I’m spreading the sarcasm with a knife, here, then you haven’t been reading enough of my work.)
Hillary Clinton has just been interrupted by three different protesters at Columbia University!
“You will burn” says one of the students pic.twitter.com/P1sLS1lCKc
— Jose Vega — Vote Vega & Sare! (@JosBtrigga) February 9, 2024
Here’s the thing: The shouts of “war criminal” are, honestly, unhinged. The first shouter, who was screeching about…
