There’s…well…a slight chance I might not be, like, you know – the “best qualified” for the position, if you get my drift. So I don’t want to put the cart before the horse.
But, really. I think I’m perfect. I’m an experienced, inclusive, and diverse hugger from waay back, and that sounds just like what wasting your tax dollars this prestigious position calls for.
Sign me UP
Did I mention cha-ching? Did you see that salary? CHA-CHING!
Do ignore the salty sailor asking impertinent questions.
I understand DEI but what is the job of a belonging officer at a federal military academy? pic.twitter.com/O4udcoheky
— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) February 2, 2024
I am all about being the $191K a year DEI “Belonging” Officer of the Merchant Marine Academy’s dreams.
I BELONG there.
And before you all snicker and say this couldn’t possibly be real – not to…
