Suffering with whiplash as I did last night live-blogging the most frenetic, schizophrenic State of the Union it has ever been my sorry duty to cover (I only survived thanks to our commenters), one of the more memorable spastic moments – besides the assassination of Bobby Cunningham (don’t ask) – was POTATUS revisiting the infamous Cookie Monster shrinkflation embarrassment of a mere few days ago.
I shouldn’t say “revisit” because that sounds as if he segued into it normally. What he actually did was careen into it like an out-of-control Wavy Lays delivery truck swerving from curb to curb before crashing. “CHIPS!” came screaming out of his piehole and I barely had time to record it for posterity before he raced off to the next subject. It went something like this (and read from the bottom up):
10:06 From chips to collections. Told you I couldn’t keep up. He’s saving us chips and…
