The Daily Wire has obtained the original script to Joe Biden’s speech declaring he will not run for re-election. The script is handwritten in a fetching blend of Crayola colors including Permanent Geranium, Macaroni and Cheese, and Dandelion, and it reads as follows, “My fellow Geraniums. No, wait, that’s the color of the crayon. What am I writing here? Oh yes, I remember now: My fellow Geraniums. In the course of my pretending to be president, the people who were really in charge have accomplished many things. We’ve addressed climate change with a bill called the Inflation Reduction Act for some reason. I guess we were trying to make you think we were reducing inflation. In fact, we were taking all your money and sending it to our friends in the sustainable energy business, so now instead of putting gasoline in your car and driving around all the time, you’ll be able to…
Infirm Biden Addresses The Nation, Endorses What’s-Her-Name For President
