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Kimmel Hails New Penis Implant, Suggests MAGA Figures Need It

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel displayed the sense of humor of a 12-year old on his Wednesday show. After hyping a new penis implant designed by American, Chinese, and Japanese scientists, Kimmel suggested that a bunch of MAGA people would benefit from the invention.

Kimmel teed up a video by declaring, “The implant is made of a gel and has been successfully tested on pigs. What a magical time it is to be a pig. Gimme your heart, I need a new valve! I ate too much bacon! Finish up that slop, I got a rubber penis to test out on you! Erections, as many of you know, are not guaranteed. They can be elusive, and that’s why so many men with soft in their pants are celebrating this exciting new development.”

 

 

The video then showed JD Vance, Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Hulk Hogan, and Rudy Giuliani in various displays…

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