Senate Republicans in Minnesota are set to introduce a bill that classifies “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” commonly referred to as TDS, as a mental illness.
For those not privy to the latest medical journals, TDS is a condition where otherwise normal humans turn into frothing, wild-eyed lunatics at the mere mention of a particular golden-haired president.
Symptoms include spontaneous outbursts of “Orange Man Bad!”, an uncontrollable urge to blame him for everything (including, but not limited to, their burnt toast), and a knack for seeing Hitler in everything he says.
The bill, already logged into the legislature website, will be formally introduced and read in the chamber on Monday. It has five Republican authors added to it.
Normally, I despise these gimmick bills, but I’m giving this one a pass on account of it’s freaking funny.
The legislation adds TDS…
