We’re all familiar with the legends of Bigfoot, aka Sasquatch, aka a dozen other names. Bigfoot has one thing in common with a lot of other mysterious critters, like the Loch Ness Monster, the chupacabra, and the rational Democrat: They don’t exist.
That doesn’t mean that sightings don’t keep cropping up. Now, in Pennsylvania, there would appear to be a miniature-sized Bigfoot variant, one that is fond of stealing apples. This critter is known not as Littlefoot but as the Albatwitch.
Early one February morning in 2002, Rick Fisher was driving down Route 23 toward Marietta, Pennsylvania, when he saw what he thought was a child standing in the middle of the road. He slowed, planning to help—until he got close enough to see this was no child, or at least not a human one. The figure was about five feet tall, stick thin, and covered in dark hair. Fisher…
