We have officially reached the stage in the decline of civiliastion that the Metro Transit Authority is instructing people not to rape people on the trains.
Or poop. Or pee.
Please.
Signs outlining the expectations we have of riders are now being installed at light rail and bus rapid transit stations. Those who violate these rules will be removed from transit property. 👀
Review the rules here: https://t.co/VfYrdqp9BV pic.twitter.com/CaiS5lYaps
— Metro Transit (@MetroTransitMN) January 24, 2024
That will definitely solve the crime problem on our transit system.
The rules are at least pretty clear, if you can read. Not that we can assume that riders can, given how bad our public education system is and how many languages they usually use in government documents. Many of those languages don’t even use our alphabet, but unfortunately, the rules are only provided in…
