Dear President Donald John Trump:
Sir, congratulations on your historic victory. Congratulations on your landslide win, and on your historic role as one of the only United States presidents to serve two non-consecutive terms, preceded only by Grover Cleveland. Your time is now, and you are the man for the time.
As you are president of all of these United States, I come to you as an American citizen and a resident of the one state that is huge in area, but small in population; a state that is rich in resources but for years has struggled with liberal politicians treating our state as a huge national park, and trying their hardest to keep those resources locked away. So, Mr. President, I invite you to come to my home state, to the Great Land, Alaska. There are many reasons to come here, to see the Great Land for yourself.
First: Energy. You are already familiar…
