Pretty much everyone these days is familiar with the concept of the “beta male.” Beta is the second letter in the Greek alphabet (Β/β), which implies the “beta male” is, to put it bluntly, second-rate. When I was a young man, we had less Greek, more coarse terms for such male specimens, but let’s just go with the beta male for now. The Urban Dictionary defines a beta male thusly:
And, yes, I’m talking about Doug Emhoff. In an appearance Sunday in Cobb County, Georgia, where Emhoff was trying to prop up his wife’s rapidly submerging presidential campaign (and we all know who wears the pantsuits in that household), he not only brought the cringe,…