Now, I’m going to say right off that I am dedicating this post to our precious Jazz.
Lord, how we miss him, and wouldn’t this story have been right up his UFO alley (And, yeah, I know they’re supposed to be drones, but you’ll see what I mean in a bit.)?
According to all reports, some strange and unsettling things have been making themselves at home in the dark winter skies over my old home state. Normally, I’d blame this sort of commotion on Bingley, but I don’t think he’s into controlling multiple flying objects. He’s more of a pub crawl type.
Whoever is responsible is getting a lot of attention.
REPORT: “Mystery drones” spotted flying over Trump’s New Jersey golf club and other parts of the state 👀
Officials are demanding answers as to who is operating these. They have no clue who’s doing it.
“The drones have been out every night over the past 3 weeks.”
What…