It’s still obviously very early in the process, but I think I may have identified the candidate that Democrats are going to run in the next presidential election. This isn’t a definite prediction. Everything’s subject to change at this point. But after what happened at the Democratic National Committee on Saturday, any reasonable person would agree that I’m onto something here.
For background, on Saturday, Democrats met to select a new chair for the DNC, along with a slew of other roles, including vice-chair. And one candidate for the job — her name is “Doctor Quintessa Hathaway” — stole the show. On her website, Doctor Quintessa describes herself as a “thought leader,” in addition to being a “scholar,” a “historian,” and an “entrepreneur.” She’s like a mini-Socrates, Stephen Ambrose, and Elon Musk rolled into one. Plus she’s a doctor on top of…
