The New York Times, which long ago gave up any pretense of objectivity, has once again reminded us what truly keeps the Left up at night: beautiful, confident, conservative women.
In a recent style column that reads more like an entry from The Babylon Bee, a writer wrings her hands over a horrifying cultural crisis—no, not the invasion of our southern border or the collapse of American family formation, but the possibility that wearing a sheath dress might make her look like a Trump supporter.
Yes, according to the Times, wearing a flattering dress, brushing your hair, and maybe putting on some mascara now constitutes a “MAGA aesthetic.” Heaven forbid a woman look—brace yourself—feminine.
The article helpfully outlines how to avoid such tragic associations. Lose the heels. Ditch the makeup. Go “messy.” Wear black to signal you’re “intellectual” or a…