Our government wastes money on some stupid stuff.
Now that I’ve made that staggeringly obvious statement, I’d hasten to note that there’s stupid, and then there’s ridiculous. We’re not talking shrimps on treadmills stupid. This week, we learned that, some years back, the CIA claimed to have evidence that there was once life on Mars – and not just life, mind you, but humanoid, pyramid-building life—a civilization. No Tharks, mind you, or banths, or thoats, or lovely Martian princesses clad only in jewels. No, these were just “very large people.”
How did the CIA determine this? They sent some people to Mars in 1,000,000 BC – through the astral plane.
The report, ‘Mars Exploration May 22, 1984,’ details how the agency used astral projection—the idea that a person’s spirit can travel through the astral plane—to transport a ‘subject’ to Mars approximately…
