What’s the matter? Vogue won’t send its cover photographers to Moscow?
Life on the run can certainly prove stressful. Other fun couples have managed it in the past at least for a little while, such as Bonnie and Clyde, Gerald and Charlene Gallego, and Caril Ann Fugate and Charles Starkweather, just to name a few. You know — all the people whose sentences Joe Biden would have commuted just to pwn the MAGAs. Duane will have more on that next, in fact.
It’s not so much all of the murder that breaks these kids up, but the sudden end to it. Reportedly, that has Asma Assad petitioning a Russian court to escape Moscow and leave her husband Bashar, now that he’s retired from his career in mass murder and total tyranny. Or so say reports in Arab and Turkish media:
The British wife of deposed Syrian tyrant Bashar al-Assad has filed for divorce, say reports.
Asma…
